Monday, March 05, 2007

Recall Notice...

Well, the party is in full swing! Thanks to all the newcomers who've left comments. I've goten around to several new blogs I have never been to before, and it's fun getting to know new people.
This week I'm on March Break from school and plan on doing some major relaxing and getting (hopefully) tons of knitting done. I just finished a pair of kids socks this morning and will be posting about it (with a picture) on my knitting blog, Kitten Knits Yarn, as soon as I finish this post. If you're interested, please drop by and leave a comment there as well.
I've also got to do some work this week on my Maritime History paper, so I'll also be doing some reading for that. I'll probably have to get to the school library as well to get some other books for it...but I'm not worrying about that today.
Anyway, before I head off, I thought I'd share this email I received this morning, with everyone:
IMPORTANT- RECALL NOTICE
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype unit’s code name Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed, "Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality" - or more commonly known as SIN, as it is primarily expressed. Some other symptoms are as follows:

Loss of direction
Foul vocal emissions
Amnesia of origin
Lack of peace and joy
Selfish, or violent behavior
Depression or confusion in the mental component
Fearfulness
Idolatry
Rebellion

The Manufacturer, Who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, the Jesus will replace it with:
Love
Joy
Peace
Patience
Kindness
Goodness
Faithfulness
Gentleness
Self-control

Please see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use of these fixes. As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all repaired; units a facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance from a resident Maintenance technician, the Holy Ghost. Repaired units need only make Him welcome and He will take up permanent residence on the premises!

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded; For free emergency service, call on JESUS.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice.
P.S. The Blog Party is still going strong. See my post below to find out about me.

11 comments:

Dave said...

I'll be notifying everyone at our fellowship by reading this out next Sunday morning! Thanks for that - excellent! LOL!

Joe said...

I like that. I will probably aprehend part or all of it sooner or later.

Anonymous said...

Dear Shelley,

I'm having to move blog addresses, long story but I'm now here

http://celadon2.wordpress.com/

And when I'm settled in I'll have to tackle Blog ger!

Love Susan

from Celadon Pool

Jenny in Ca said...

Shelley, that was really clever. Smart people really keep me in awe.

thanks for stopping by my blog so I could find yours.

PromiseKeepersDaughter said...

Just stopping by from the party. Great blog ! Nice to meet a fellow Maritimer!
God Bless

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Great to see you at the party! Thanks for visiting my Journal. You have a stunning blog, with an eyecatching header.

Chanda said...

I really enjoyed this! I'll have to stop by again in the near future!

Thanks, also, for stopping by Thursday's Child. Hope to see you again soon!

Debrand said...

That's a cool post. I'll have to send it along.

C. H. Green said...

Great posT!

PromiseKeepersDaughter said...

Just thought I'd stop by again! Love this post BTW!

Mustang Girl said...

Been away for a long time, but I am back baby! Now I need to get caught up! :) God Bless!